Achy Breaky News

I have very sad news. The mullet is making a HUGE comeback in Europe. This curious, slightly bizarre, couldn’t understand it the first time around hairstyle is back with a seeming vengeance. Small children (whose mothers I blame, really) and teens, and even (GASP!) some guys in their 20’s who REALLY should know better, have taken to cutting their hair into the “business in front, party in the back” style that plagued the 80’s (an otherwise fantastic decade for hair.) I can’t quite pin down who to blame for the whole thing. I think it probably goes back to footballers. The Mary Catherine Gallagher “Superstars” of Europe. When I get photographic evidence of the phenomenon, I’ll try and share. Until then, take my word: the mullet is back people.